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Job titles

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; >they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Классно! :-D :-D :-D

В точку!!! :-D :-D :-D

Здорово!!!:-):-)

ха-ха :-)
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